Welcome to the generic 'Welcome To My Blog' post.
So this is where I post pics + recipes of my piss-easy (but fucking delicious) vegan food.
This blog will be nothing earth-shattering. I make stuff that's - usually - pretty quick and easy, and I rarely go out of my way to get fancypants ingredients.
And if you're not used to reading stuff by me, you'll soon learn that when I type, I:
1) swear frequently
2) use non-standard English, because as an A-Level English student, I totally can; it's cool + ironic, innit?
3) replace "s"s with "z"s, because it's funny. Really.
4) don't shut up. Conciseness is not my strength.
5) think I'm being really witty, when actually I'm just annoying and pretentious. You'll get used to it.
So, enjoy seeing my amateur food and reading my pathetic, rambling posts.
You'll grow to love me.